Building healthy relationships is not easy, but you should not over-complicate it either. In essence, if you respect your partner and they respect you – you can learn everything else if you both want it. However, sometimes it seems like some people learn the science of relationships from a book of bad advice. Because of this, their fragile relationships get completely destroyed.
We decided to fantasize a little – what would these bad pieces of advice sound like?
- You must control and monitor your partner.
It is dangerous to relax! As soon as you turn away, your partner will immediately run after a sexy beauty/handsome hunk. Your partner remains with you only while you are closely monitoring them! Therefore, you must: check their phone, smell their clothes, and notice where they look when you ask them questions – if they look away, you got them – they are lying!
- Never say what you like and what you don’t. Your partner should guess!
Never provide any clear and precise information – otherwise, they will think that you are too simple. Only hints! You didn’t like flowers? Keep a mysterious silence and sigh. But do not say anything! Did she use your shaving razor again (and this pisses your off)? Bite the bullet and stay silent. Did he buy you a vacuum cleaner for your birthday, while you wanted a visit to a spa? Never tell him! Call your girlfriends and complain. They will understand.
- Involve in your relationship as many people as possible.
Discuss with your friends the intimate details and your partner’s sexual fantasies. Create polls on Facebook on the topic “Whose fault is it?” Call his Mom when you are having a conflict and tell her that she didn’t bring up her son properly. Ask friends for advice – what if they have some good ideas?
- Ignore your partner.
As soon as there is a conflict – stop communicating. Ignoring is a well-known type of emotional violence. Let him learn! The main thing is to explain nothing and piss off your partner even more. There!
- Bring all the problems in the bedroom.
If you cannot agree on a very important point – go to the bedroom. You never know – things may just resolve themselves. The most important thing is to avoid adult conversations, listening to each other, and looking for solutions… Sex is way more effective – things will just fix themselves. One more thing you can do in bed is to proclaim how much your partner’s Mom annoys you. Or tell them that they gained weight and should get a gym membership… The bedroom is the best place to clarify things – everyone knows that!
- Always together.
Merge, dissolve in each other, only then you will have a real relationship! No personal interests, no personal life – do not take a step without consulting your partner! And no freedom for them either – they are in a relationship, right? Otherwise… what kind of love is it?
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